GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER BARRY
Today my history professor, a rumpled, pot-bellied guy in his mid thirties, walked into class looking all excited, which made the rest of us nervous, because he’s known for pop quizzes. He took a deep breath and said, “I have been waiting for this moment my entire teaching career. So please, pull out your textbooks and…” in a British accent, glowering at us all ferociously, “TURN TO PAGE THREE HUNDRED AND NINETY FOUR.”
We. All. DIED.
I AM COMPLETELY SERIOUS.
It’s shit when people who have a ton of power over a person decide to just completely abuse it
➞ The Three Hunters + Aristotle’s Modes of Persuasion
(via Hedgehog Yawns)
when your mom calls you down for dinner and you get there and its not ready
- date the kind of people who will still respect you when you no longer love them
- date the kind of people who will still respect you when they no longer love you
- do not waste your emotional capacities on people whose respect for you is conditional